Hack Roll Call

Hack Roll Call

I'm going to start off with my favorite hack, Peter King. Green Bay hosted the Minnesota Vikings so I imagined that King was in masturbatory heaven. A quick check of his column archive reveals he must have lost feeling in both hands. They played the game on November 1st, so he starts his jack off fest on October 30th. I'm used to King's public blow jobs of Brett Favre. He finds meaningless meanings on senseless topics about Favre. Still I was surprised by his latest Monday Morning Quarterback column. Not only did he take Favre's manhood in his mouth, he bent over and took it his ass and then he turned around and took the full facial. Congrats Kings, you once again solidify your straggle hold on my Official List of Hacks.

Speaking of hacks, Richard Justice out did himself with his blog Yes, the Texans should have taken Vince Young. Vince Young is to Justice as Favre is to King. When Justice isn't administering oral pleasure on Astros owner Drayton McClane, he's busy hurting his chin on Young's tiny nut sack. He still can't get over the fact that the Texans made a football decision and took Mario Williams. He wants Texans owner Bob McNair to run the Texans like McClane runs the Astros. He believes that Young should have been taken in order for the Texans to sell seats. Winning be damned. He conveniently ignores the fact that the Texans have sold out every game since they came into to the league. People might not show up but at least the tickets are sold. Secondly, almost all fans see McClane for what he is...a snake oil salesman. Just take a look at the direction the Astros are going....no thanks, Justice.

At least that other hack, Andy Perloff, shut up about the Broncos. Not even a peep since they lost to the Ravens.