Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Why We Really Don't Have to Write Aggy Jokes

....because they do it for us!

Texas A&M is a school with a warped idea of tradition and sense. They believe things were better in 1940s & 1950s than now. They have carried over that mindset into the 21st century. Their response is that outsiders don't understand. They are right. I don't want to understand.

There is no other way to put it than A&M has a bitterness and penis envy of the University of Texas Longhorns. Their obsession with UT is unparalleled in the world of college rivalries.

Besides the UT penis envy, A&M has an inferiority complex to other universities. Cloaked as aggy pride they ridicule the University of Houston (Cougar High), Texas Tech (ITT Tech, tceh) and University of Texas (t.u.) to make themselves feel better.

Aggy can dish it out but not take it. The second someone calls A&M other names like AgroFascists, Nazi Tech or Berlin on the Brazos they explode.

No joke. At work we now have an institutional harassment clause because an aggy got upset when someone responded to his taunts.

While aggys take pride in their school, which is their right, the rest of the Great State of Texas is laughing at them while also embarrassed by them. While the Cougars, Horned Frogs, Red Raiders and Longhorns make their football programs relevant nationally, the aggys are mired in thoughts of yesteryear when they had a program. Welcome to the 21st Century.

Just a few examples of the joke aggys are. And they bring it on themselves.

They dress a few male students to lead the aggys in cheers. It's beyond words. A great example of disrespect aggys have for other schools is this video. The Milkman talking makes some very unflattering comments towards living football legend Joe Paterno:

They actually look like a group of boy band rejects.

Later that weekend an aggy booster goes hunting at the game:


Aggys it is bad enough that your team got cornholed by K-State 62-14 but this is how your Milkmen prepare for a game? How then does your football team prepare for a game.


Props to the Texas Tech Red Raider who put this website up:
The Famous Aggy Yell Leader Video

Poor aggys, everybody pokes fun at them!

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My Sports Allegiances

My favorite teams are in no particular order: Houston Texans, San Antonio Spurs(NBA champs 99, 03, 05, 07, 14) and the Houston Cougars, Pittsburgh Penguins (Stanley Cups 91, 92, 08, 16, 17)
My secondary teams are: Houston Dynamo(MLS Champs 06, 07), Houston Astros (NL Champs 05), Houston Rockets (NBA Champs 94, 95)
Teams I Hate: Anything out of Dallas
Teams I Enjoy Seeing Lose: Texas Longhorns, Texas A&M Aggies, Baylor Bears football
Teams that are Insignificant: rice owls