Showing posts with label Hacks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hacks. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Another Reason To Think John Clayton Is A Hack

I don't think I've included ESPiN.com's John Clayton as a hack.  If I have, my apologizes for not mentioning it, because he is.

Clayton is a hack on the same level as SI.com's Peter King.  King loves dropping names of who he talks to on cell phone, texts and emails.

Clayton loves talking nonsense.  Case in point is this week's mailbag.

Questioned posed: " I've noticed that this year every week there's going to be a Thursday game, which up until a few years ago was a rarity save for Thanksgiving. How badly does a Thursday game mess with a team's normal rhythm, prep time, and recovery from the previous week's game?"

Clueless Clayton's response: "Players and coaches might disagree with me, but I don't think it's too bad...The shortened week means light practices and that saves the body. Teams with older players might be affected more because of the lack of rest. The key is there is a mental and physical break after the Thursday game. The 10 days between games is a good refresher."

Really?  The players and coaches, you know the ones who actually play the games and plan for them, might disagree.  Yeah, Clueless, it's not to bad to play a shortened week or plan for it when all you do is sit in the press box and write about it.

F**k you, Clayton.  They are the ones in the trenches.  They have every right to complain.  You are a hack sitting in the press box writing.  You don't care what happens as long as you get your story.

A short week means light practices?  It also means you have a short week in between brain batterings.  But what do you care?  It's not your brain getting battered.

My favorite line is how he defends the break cause "10 days between games is a good refresher."  No you hack.  A good refresher is an open week when two weeks lapse between games.  Three days rest between Sunday and Thursday is not a good refresher.  Ten days in the aftermath is an ER visit.

The NFL is a violent game.  It's part of the appeal of the game.  We as fans and players accept the inherent risks of the game.  Fans accept...well fans pay money to see the bashings.  Players sign contracts understanding the inherent risks of playing football and are compensated for it.  If a player doesn't like the terms and conditions of football, he is free to seek employment elsewhere.

What chaps my hide is a wormy little f**k like John Clayton saying "players and coaches might disagree with me, but I don't think it's too bad..."  Yeah f**k face, they are the ones putting their bodies and brains on the line.  It's a risk they accept.  You, on the other hand, don't do shit but sit in the press box.  Until that's you lining up and getting hit, I suggest you write more about experiences you are more familiar about.


Thursday, November 5, 2009

Hack Roll Call

Hack Roll Call

I'm going to start off with my favorite hack, Peter King. Green Bay hosted the Minnesota Vikings so I imagined that King was in masturbatory heaven. A quick check of his column archive reveals he must have lost feeling in both hands. They played the game on November 1st, so he starts his jack off fest on October 30th. I'm used to King's public blow jobs of Brett Favre. He finds meaningless meanings on senseless topics about Favre. Still I was surprised by his latest Monday Morning Quarterback column. Not only did he take Favre's manhood in his mouth, he bent over and took it his ass and then he turned around and took the full facial. Congrats Kings, you once again solidify your straggle hold on my Official List of Hacks.

Speaking of hacks, Richard Justice out did himself with his blog Yes, the Texans should have taken Vince Young. Vince Young is to Justice as Favre is to King. When Justice isn't administering oral pleasure on Astros owner Drayton McClane, he's busy hurting his chin on Young's tiny nut sack. He still can't get over the fact that the Texans made a football decision and took Mario Williams. He wants Texans owner Bob McNair to run the Texans like McClane runs the Astros. He believes that Young should have been taken in order for the Texans to sell seats. Winning be damned. He conveniently ignores the fact that the Texans have sold out every game since they came into to the league. People might not show up but at least the tickets are sold. Secondly, almost all fans see McClane for what he is...a snake oil salesman. Just take a look at the direction the Astros are going....no thanks, Justice.

At least that other hack, Andy Perloff, shut up about the Broncos. Not even a peep since they lost to the Ravens.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

New Blog Feature - Official Hack List

I've added a link of official hacks. The links are in order of irrelevance.

Leading off the list is the Houston Chronicle's Richard Justice. Justice is the official mouth piece for the University of Texas. Just a couple examples: A raw deal for UT from flawed system and UT claims another win for the ages. His wonderful column featuring Vince Young when the Titans came to town was well received. Who really wants to read about the whining, crying, pouting, sulking back up quarterback of the best team in the NFL at the time? Evidently Justice and the Chronicle editorial staff did. The backlash on the comments section was hilarious. My personal favorite comment went along the lines of "Is this the first feature on back up quarterbacks in the NFL. I can't wait for your feature on Brooks Bollinger."

Not only is he shill for the Longhorns, he evidently carries a personal grudge against the Texans. On one of his recent columns was pretty much a crying session because the Texans fired his buddies...the strength coach and a trainer. They were friends going back to the days when Justice covered the Redskins. The column is filled with stories and quotes from unnamed sources and no support. Bigfatdrunk at DGDG&D does a great job of picking the column apart.

Andy Perloff's Against the Grain is probably the worst blog out there. He claims to be "not your average football anaylsis." He's right in one aspect. It's not average. It's well below average. I've also taken to calling him Captain Obvious because he doesn't have one original thought in his blog. Like this week's gem. He writes about the Chargers shouldn't be afraid to let LT walk. I haven't heard this idea or discussion any where. I love to go onto his comment section and rail on him. I hope he keeps writing cause I love to go read the train wreck.

It took me a while to label Jason Whitlock a hack. However his column giving Tony Dungy and the Colts defense a pass while blaming the loss Peyton Manning earned the hack label. His continued excuse making for Ball State's last two losses also factored in him earning the title of hack. I have more about my recent Jason Whitlock - Hack post.

Jerome Solomon hasn't posted any hack material lately but take my word he's still a hack.

More coming to the list is warranted.

My Sports Allegiances

My favorite teams are in no particular order: Houston Texans, San Antonio Spurs(NBA champs 99, 03, 05, 07, 14) and the Houston Cougars, Pittsburgh Penguins (Stanley Cups 91, 92, 08, 16, 17)
My secondary teams are: Houston Dynamo(MLS Champs 06, 07), Houston Astros (NL Champs 05), Houston Rockets (NBA Champs 94, 95)
Teams I Hate: Anything out of Dallas
Teams I Enjoy Seeing Lose: Texas Longhorns, Texas A&M Aggies, Baylor Bears football
Teams that are Insignificant: rice owls