NFL Week #2

What's the U.S. Post Office's motto? Something about no rain, snow or whatever will stop deliver? Same applies for my weekly ranting. Add Hurricane Ike to the list. I'd throw in some joke about Ike treating Houston like Tina but what's the point?

On with the games.

I know not every team can fix every mistake or fill every personal hole right away but some situations have become down right ridiculous. One is Detroit. Enough already. Fire Matt Millen. The guy is the worse GM in the league. Other than taking WR in the first round he's done nothing to improve the team. The Lions are 31-83 during Millen's tenure. That is the worse mark in the league since Millen took over decision making responsibilities for the Lions. It's disgusting. It's disgraceful. It's Lions football. The weren't any better before Millen. You'd think though that team owner Ford would take Millen out back by now and end it. Then again look at how the Ford family has run their automotive company lately. Terrible management is manifesting in the family legacy business and its football team.

The second glaring need has been the Chicago Bears quarterback situation. They've had a problem ever since Rex Grossman became the starter. Great defense and a Jekyll-Hyde Grossman lead the team to a Super Bowl. Despite Grossman's erratic play the Bears never looked to improve the situation. Instead they turned to Kyle Orton; the former starter three years ago and third stringer for the last two seasons. While NFL caliber QBs don't grow on trees, the Bears have done absolutely nothing to improve the situation. Looks like a great defense will go to waste.

One the field, both Oakland and Tennessee put aside their respective soap operas and went out and won. The Al "Palpatine" Davis vs. Lane Kiffin drama continues. I find it intriguing that Palpatine hasn't used the force to choke Kiffin or blasted him with lightening. Palpatine doesn't want to be on the hook for the money if he fires Kiffin. So he's made his life miserable and has tried to get him to quit. Kiffin won't quit. Davis has taken away his decision making and at one point last year Kiffin wasn't even allowed in team meetings. This all reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where a company tries to get George Costanza to quit his job by blocking off access to his office. He just keeps finding ways in and refuses to quit. That's my new name for Kiffin. This is the grand battle of Emperor Palpatine vs. George Costanza.

In Tennessee, the Vince Young saga continues. The VY apologists like Jerome Solomon of the Houston Chronicle can spin it any way they want but the fact remains that Young has turned into a basket case. The fact is he didn't want to reenter the game last week, coach Jeff Fisher was concerned enough to call the police after talking to Young, his mommy went to the media to plead for Vinny to be left alone and later he didn't want to have the MRI done on his knee. The most telling sign that he's screwed up is that Fisher has stated for the record that Young will not return as the starter when he gets healthy. Fisher has also said that Young needs to buckle down and start to review film and learn the game. Young is such a gifted athlete that he just dominated in high school and college. Now that he's in the league where the talent is so much superior to the previous ranks that he can't get by on talent alone. Until he learns to play the NFL game and listen to his coaches, he will never excel in the league. I also think it's a telling sign that he was at home nursing his mangina instead of with the team for the game.
My player of the week is Jay Cutler: 36/50, 350 yards, 4 TDs.

The Joe Pisarcik Player of the Week is referee Ed Hochuli for his wrong call that ruled a fumble an incomplete pass that allowed Denver to keep the ball and defeat the Chargers.

I have a lot more to say but this is long enough. Obviously nothing about the Texans this week with the game moved to November 9th.